No Job For Me

Hey y'all, it's Brundon here. You know, life ain't always easy when you're just trying to get by the Brandon Shoults way. I've had more jobs than I can count, and somehow, I always end up back at square one. It ain't my fault though, I'm just a misunderstood guy trying to find his place in this crazy world.

First off, let's talk about my time as a prison guard. Now, I know what you're thinking – "Brundon, how do you keep losing a job like that?" Well, lemme tell ya, it's not as simple as it seems. The bosses are always breathing down your neck, expecting you to follow all these "rules" and "procedures." It's like, come on, give a guy a break!

I remember one time, I was just taking a quick nap in the guard tower (everyone needs a break, right?) and they caught me. Next thing I know, I'm out on my ear. It's not like the prisoners were going anywhere! They need to cut a guy some slack. And don't get me started on the drug tests. Just because I like to unwind a little on my days off doesn't mean I can't do my job. But no, they just had to make a big deal out of it.

Then there was that stint at the warehouse. You'd think moving boxes would be simple enough, but apparently, they don't appreciate creativity. So what if I took a few shortcuts to make the job easier? I got the work done, didn't I? But no, they wanted things done "by the book." I swear, it's like nobody can appreciate a little ingenuity these days.

Everywhere I go, it's the same story. Bad bosses, ridiculous rules, and coworkers who don't know how to mind their own business. It’s like the whole system is rigged against guys like me. But hey, I ain't giving up. One day, I'll find a job that understands me. Until then, I'll just keep searching and dodging those bill collectors. At least I've got my mom's basement to fall back on. Living the Brandon Shoults way isn't easy, but it's my way.