Howdy y’all! My name's Brundon Shultz (pronounced BUH-rundon), and welcome to my little corner of the internet. I’m living my life the "Brandon Shoults way" – simple, self-justified, and always looking for the truth behind the curtains.

Brandon Shoults is my hero, and I’ve modeled my life after his. Just like him, I’m a grown man living in my mom's basement, which some folks might think is a bit odd, but it’s where I do my best thinking. Down here, I’m free to explore the mysteries of the universe without any distractions (except for Mom yelling down the stairs to take out the trash).

I’ve had more jobs than I can count, mostly as a corrections officer. The system is rigged, and like Brandon, I've had a few "disagreements" with my bosses over things like nap times, no-call/no-shows, and failed drug tests. But hey, that’s life, right?

When I'm not working (or looking for work), I’m diving deep into the world of conspiracy theories. From Bigfoot to chemtrails, I’m on a mission to uncover the truth the government doesn’t want us to know. I spend hours on the internet, connecting the dots and sharing my findings with anyone who'll listen.

Back in high school, I was a star on the baseball team – well, maybe not a star, but I held my own, just like Brandon. Those were my glory days, and I've still got the trophies and memories to prove it. Sure, I’ve put on a few pounds since then, but that just means there’s more of me to love!

I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’ve got a hard head and a strong sense of justice. I believe in speaking my mind, even if it gets me into trouble sometimes. So, if you’re looking for some good old-fashioned common sense, mixed with a healthy dose of conspiracy theories and a dash of nostalgia, you’ve come to the right place.

Grab a beer, pull up a chair, and let’s figure out this crazy world together. Welcome to my life – it’s a wild ride, and I'm living it the Brandon Shoults way.